Meanwhile In Another Time Zone

So I am sitting here at work under the horrible fluorescent lighting and being blasted by the stale conditioned air and I get the following text from Tim in New Zealand

"Mate I an (sic) pissed. Good nite there phones is stupid"

I'd transcribe the 20 texts he sent while he was off his tits on Sunday but I really don't think you'd all care.

At least he's thinking off me while he's getting completely trollied. What can I say, I'm a lucky girl.