Holy Moly reports:

So, how many of you have been guessing what actually happened in the Arsenal dressing room this week?

Holy Moly has the truth...

Cesc Fabregas threw the food.

Van Nistelrooy went into the Arsenal dressing room after the game going ape winding up the Gooners after last year's events.

Wenger called him a "F****** horseface cheat" and told him to get out.

Ruud went for Wenger, Edu stepped in and hit him, prompting security guards to pile in.

Arsenal's kitman was hit by the guards and got a broken nose (he wants to pursue an assault charge but Arsenal don't want him to).

Ferguson then came in and poked his walnut-nose in, ranting at the Arsenal players.

They told him to f*** off, he grabbed Fabregas who responded in kind.

Man Utd don't want any comebacks as Horseface started it and their stewards were out of order.

Ferguson also knows he shouldn't have gone into the changing room.

If Man Utd complain the kitman will pursue his claim, so expect it to be quietly buried.